- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Like my status for a tbh?

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

French people.

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