- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Netflix and chill

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Y u do dis?

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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