- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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