Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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