- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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