- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

i am a dino. RAWR.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

so the weather's nice...

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

heat!

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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