I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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