why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Your face

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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