- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

... Chan chan

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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