Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Chinese men having large penis.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Girls soccer

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Anti Joke

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