Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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