- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

this site is funny.

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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