- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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