Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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