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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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