- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

david weres the slug gone

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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