- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Abortion

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Your mom.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Hi what I lug you

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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