Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

a woman votes!

I regret everything.....

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

fish fishy caoimhin

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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