- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Sixty... eight

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

The MLS

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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