- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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