Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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