- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

Arron Glass

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

black people. that is all...

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