Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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