An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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How are you this morning?

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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