Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Womens rights

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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