What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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George Bush.

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