A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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So you there Red?

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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