Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

William wright is Gay

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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