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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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