Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

a man walked into a bar....

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

your mom

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Alex Gedrose.

Velcro. What a rip off.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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