Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Your Mother

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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which one is easiest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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