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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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