whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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42, that is all

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