Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Jerry.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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soccer

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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i love to lick...

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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I hate blackniggers

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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