What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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OOOOPPS /

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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The WNBA

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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