Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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How high is a Chinaman

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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