- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Yo mama's fat.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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