- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Bags of delicious poop.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Justin Bieber

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

How come anti jokes r funny

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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