- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

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