What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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