- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Once upon a time, The end.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

a man walked into a bar ouch

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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