- Anti Joke

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Romans rights.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.