What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

a man died

Yidi Huang lives here.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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