So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Yo momma is SO black.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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