I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Flop dog

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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