your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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British Dentistry

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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