What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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The 80's

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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