Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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ObamaCare

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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pizzano is a tool.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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