Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Jews

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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