What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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School

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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