- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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